What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
09.06.2025 16:59
Still no good
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Unacceptable again!
My husband asked me why do I keep on complaining about him cheating. Why don't I just leave?
So, the docs changed it to read
Nuts and Butts
Hysterias & Posteriors
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
share office space ...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No go.
No way
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Next, they tried...
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Everyone loved it.
Dejected Joshua Kimmich reacts to Germany’s Nations League defeat - Bavarian Football Works
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So they tried
Just Forget it!
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No, not a chance
Minds and Behinds
What is the worst thing your sibling has done?
They put up a sign reading
Thumbs down again.
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Why are leftist movements so popular among young people?
Another attempt resulted in ...
Still no good.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Freaks and Cheeks
Analysis & Anal Cysts
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Astronomers Astonished by Largest Explosion Since the Big Bang - futurism.com
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What are some funny and smart quotes?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Then came..
Loons and Moons