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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 14:39

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Next, they tried...

Loons and Moons

Another attempt resulted in ...

Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?

No go.

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

share office space ...

Space Force demos rapid turnaround on latest GPS III launch - Defense News

Still no good

Nuts and Butts

No, not a chance

How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Still no good.

Scientists find 34-million-year-old snake that changes our understanding of evolution - Earth.com

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No way

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?

So they tried

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Minds and Behinds

Ice Age mastodon remains discovered in West Feliciana Parish creek by two LSU scientists - The Advocate

Then came..

Hysterias & Posteriors

Freaks and Cheeks

A Japanese lander crashed on the Moon after losing track of its location - Ars Technica

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Just Forget it!

How do you identify a woman player?

Thumbs down again.

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

They put up a sign reading

China Considers Ordering Hundreds of Airbus Jets in Major Deal - Bloomberg.com

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Everyone loved it.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Oldest depiction of the Milky Way galaxy discovered in an Egyptian sarcophagus - Earth.com