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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

10.06.2025 05:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

They put up a sign reading

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Nuts and Butts

Are democrats inherently stupid or just lazy? They can Google " Ohio is investigating reports by residents that migrants are eating the local wildlife " why can't they seem to do the most simple things? Blind, ignorant, stupid or obtuse?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Still no good.

Freaks and Cheeks

VMware drops the lowest tier of its partner program – except in Europe - theregister.com

Catatonics & High Colonics

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Everyone loved it.

What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?

Minds and Behinds

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

No way

Harvey Weinstein Was Abused, Defense Says in Retrial Closing Argument - Variety

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?

Next, they tried...

Another attempt resulted in ...

Thumbs down again.

Evan Engram embraces the “Joker” role in the Broncos’ offense - NBC Sports

No go.

No, not a chance

7 storylines to watch with All-Star voting underway - MLB.com

So, the docs changed it to read

Hysterias & Posteriors

Unacceptable again!

I'm a 28-year-old guy who has never been in a relationship, nor can I seem to find someone who wants to be in one with me. Why do I feel like a freak?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Analysis & Anal Cysts

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

I listened to Kamala Harris speech she gave in North Carolina. I support 100% of what she said. I am more and more in favor of a Kamala Harris presidency if Biden becomes unable to be our president! Do you find yourself supporting Kamala Harris now?

Still no good

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Then came..

How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Loons and Moons

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

NASCAR Cup Series qualifying order for Michigan International Speedway - NASCAR.com

So they tried

Just Forget it!

share office space ...

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