What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 14:39

Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Another attempt resulted in ...
Why is Trump so disliked worldwide?
No go.
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Why do some films seem to date/age so badly?
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
share office space ...
Space Force demos rapid turnaround on latest GPS III launch - Defense News
Still no good
Nuts and Butts
No, not a chance
How did Nickelback gain a large fan base despite criticism of their music?
Analysis & Anal Cysts
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Still no good.
Scientists find 34-million-year-old snake that changes our understanding of evolution - Earth.com
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No way
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
What are the differences between INFJ-T and INFJ A?
So they tried
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Why did my bipolar girlfriend split up with me?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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Minds and Behinds
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
Freaks and Cheeks
A Japanese lander crashed on the Moon after losing track of its location - Ars Technica
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Just Forget it!
How do you identify a woman player?
Thumbs down again.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
They put up a sign reading
China Considers Ordering Hundreds of Airbus Jets in Major Deal - Bloomberg.com
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Everyone loved it.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Oldest depiction of the Milky Way galaxy discovered in an Egyptian sarcophagus - Earth.com