What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?
10.06.2025 05:05

They put up a sign reading
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Nuts and Butts
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
Freaks and Cheeks
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Catatonics & High Colonics
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Everyone loved it.
What's the most incredible coincidence that ever happened to you?
Minds and Behinds
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
No way
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
What is the opposite personality type of someone with ASPD (antisocial personality disorder)?
Next, they tried...
Another attempt resulted in ...
Thumbs down again.
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No go.
No, not a chance
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So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
Unacceptable again!
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Analysis & Anal Cysts
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Still no good
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Then came..
How do you perform a lap dance for your boyfriend or husband?
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Loons and Moons
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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So they tried
Just Forget it!
share office space ...
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